B.

You purchase your ticket via your mobile phone. The ticket has set you back £75.00, but you feel happy knowing you are doing your bit for human kind. That Kay Vernon smile cannot prevail and pervert humanity! The next step is to get to the train station. As you approach the station a man wearing a Kay Vernon T-Shirt asks you for a light. Do you:

Tell him to do something constructive with his life,
such as, bursting into




Or you could politely tell him you sincerely
regret that you do not



A little more controversially you might want to kick him in the stomach and knee him in the face.